Oy, and then there were all those times in grade school when I had such a massive erection, I could not get up from my desk without giving myself away (not too much that the pooling of blood in my nether regions would probably have caused me to faint).
Oy, I'm remembering my first love. It was the summer of 1982. We were frolicking in the Pacific Union College pool in Angwin, CA.
This little black boy with a swimming mask surfaced and said to me in front of my beloved, "Why is your penis sticking out like a lance?"
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